brain exercises

  • I emerged bent but not broken after being broken-hearted when my wife of 37 years walked out on me, three years ago.
  • I’m just going to type it out loud.
  • Uncle Joe told me “I don’t speak French”.
  • Mental Bullet Points™
  • Power Precooling™
  • I’m not quite sure what it will feel like when I die, but it might feel something like it felt before I was born.
  • Randy Quaid is the Buddha in Independence Day
  • Zen is mental masturbation, a false religion built on fortune cookie fortunes. And your power number is 666.
  • The Hampster Wheel of Life™

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